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  Appendixes suck

  by Jesus Christ in

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  to all of you out there that think dad made us perfectly i'm here to say you're wrong.

  humans (and those of us who used to be human) have the most idiotic body part ever imagined called an appendix.

  you can be going along just like everything is normal and next thing you know you're being wheeled off to the operating room to have your appendix taken out.

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  To all of you out there that think dad made us perfectly I'm here to say you're wrong. Humans (and those of us who used to be human) have the most idiotic body part ever imagined called an appendix. You can be going along just like everything is normal and next thing you know you're being wheeled off to the operating room to have your appendix taken out. Not only that but it happens on the Friday before Labor Day effectively throwing off your entire weekend because you have to stay hooked up to an IV and pee in a cup because you can't walk to the bathroom. Since it will take you a while to recover once you're out of the hospital you'll have to cancel your roadtrip to the beach next weekend because you won't feel like driving 15 hours or having salt water get in your wound. To those of you who have had the wonderful experience of having your appendix go bad how long was it until you were back to normal?

  Sorry for venting but my pain killer is wearing off a bit. On the bright side I haven't thrown up in a few hours.................
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  to Sarah

  by happy2b in

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  boy!

  did you ever get advice!!!!

  hehehehe!!!

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  Hi Sarah,

  If it means I've helped stopped another person from being hurt by the JW's then I consider it an honor. You are more than welcome and if you ever want to talk or anything you've got my email address.
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  to Sarah

  by happy2b in

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  boy!

  did you ever get advice!!!!

  hehehehe!!!

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  I agree with happy. All of us who have offered you any advice Sarah its only because we don't want one more person to go through the hell that almost all of us have. Nobody is telling you anything to be mean or rude and we are attempting to look after your best interests.

  Take it from a group of us who have been there. We just don't want anyone else to have to do it all over again.
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  ***MISSION ACCOMPLISHED***

  by zev in

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  ok, now that we ae done.....here's the "scoop".

  gwen and i went to two meetings (3 actually, but that extra one was a mistake in timing, speach council point 99, i got a "w" on that one.

  we got the two disfellowshipping parts mentioned from the august km on tape.

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  Jesus Christ

  Hi Zev,
  If you would make a copy of a tape I can give you an address to send it to and I'll transfer it onto computer and even put it up on a site for you. As always, just let me know if you're interested and I'll email you.

  Actually, if anyone else has something like this that they would want to post or something let me know and I can do it for you.

  Edited by - Jesus Christ on 28 August 2002 11:56:14
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  ***MISSION ACCOMPLISHED***

  by zev in

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  ok, now that we ae done.....here's the "scoop".

  gwen and i went to two meetings (3 actually, but that extra one was a mistake in timing, speach council point 99, i got a "w" on that one.

  we got the two disfellowshipping parts mentioned from the august km on tape.

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  I can provide hosting space if needed as well. When you have it ready say so and I'll give you an FTP address.
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  Jesus H Christ

  by kenpodragon in

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  jesus h christ.

  when people say this, i have to ask ... what does the h stand for?.

  any clue?.

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  Jesus Christ

  Homer. As in "Homer Simpson." Don't ask me, it was Spanky's idea.
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  JW Family. Urgent!!!

  by Bendrr in

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  re: conversation with [family member] herein referred to as "m".

  not to be confused with another family member also referred to as "m".. report: .

  during phone conversation with m, m expressed concern that we may be having too much contact in view of my df'd status.

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  http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,565005,00.html for a Guardian article about all of it.

  http://www.un.org/MoreInfo/ngolink/ngodir.htm is the UN sight that had the JW's on there but I'm not sure if its still there or not.
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  KMs - Sneak Preview

  by Stephanus in

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  pending official announcement from dmouse, i am letting you have a look at the first installment of the kingdom ministrys which we will try to put up on a regular basis on my website (bandwidth may turn out to be the killer, as simon suggested).

  the url:.

  http://jsefton.users1.50megs.com/kmscans.htm.

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  My idea: everyone loves pics, so why not have some really small pics of the pages (which download quick) then when you click on the pages, it will load the basic text which is automatically obtained through OCR software which coverts the pic into straight text.

  That's actually a really good idea. I know Macromedia Dreamweaver has a built in utility to do this for you automatically. If you need any help in getting a copy of that say so and I'll email you.
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  SHOULD CHRISTIAN wear thong undies??

  by QUEENIE in

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  they got a thread should christians wear sandals --- i want to know should they wear thong undies -- well is it unchristian??

  which is more important and should a body worry about it day and night until one gets an ulcer ...queenie

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  Thongs are just fine. If anyone, male or female, wants to wear them then go for it. Hell, even Jesus has a few. There's at least one woman out there who likes me to wear them all the time! Yes, I know, scary and yucky thought for some of you but they actually can be quite comfortable if you have the right pair. Other than that, its nobody's business what you've got coverin your pubes (that is if you don't shave them).
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  the kid starts catholic school tomorrow.

  by Tanalyst in

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  monday am the kid leaves public school and starts catholic school.

  mass will be friday am.

  i think it will instill good discipline.if not can always return to public school again.

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  I'm not a big fan of Catholic (or any other religous school for that matter) school. Sure, there's more discipline and stuff but that's not always a good thing. Not only that but religous schools teach science according to their interpreation of the bible which most often is a really scary thing. Somebody who spent all their time studying about things that can't be proven (like what happens after you die, BTW, all you mortals haven't even come close to a correct guess) learns a little about science, reads the bible, and then uses their (most often) limited knowledge to explain the gap between the two. Scary stuff. Just because Catholocism has been around a long time doesn't mean anything, so have various illnesses. It just means its hard to get rid of it.